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Our Father, who art in Heaven (he was a door-to-door bible salesman)……Hallowed be………the fact that he left us all with 47 brothers & sisters, all from different mothers. I guess he was a really busy dude because, according to MY mother, he was hung like a horse, at least 14” she said.

Just because it took me my entire lifetime to find all my brothers & sisters, AND my entire fortune I might add, means the joke was on all of us (and Dad got the last laugh) because I know for a fact that 29 of my brothers & sisters ALSO spent their life’s earnings to search for, and find, all of us siblings like I did.

My sisters Mary, Susie, Josie, Marla, Rachel, Alice, Wendy, Lorraine, Jennifer, Martha, and Cindy, pretty much look like sisters, and my brothers Eddie, Ralph, Richard, Harry, Michael, Freddie, Phil, and Thomas, really DO look a little like me. It’s kind of hard to tell with the 27 other, darker-skinned siblings, and the ones with the oriental eyes. My Aboriginal sister from “Down Under” definitely has Dad’s nose though. We are definitely the proverbial, “Melting Pot”.

Out of the 47 known brothers & sisters, every skin color, race, sexual preference, and religion is represented. Thirty-eight of our mothers are still alive, so when we had our last little get-together, there was 85 of us.

Out of the entire “family” of us brothers & sisters, plus our mothers (those that are still alive), it’s remarkable that there is only ONE Trump supporter, and we don’t invite her anymore to our family gatherings. Our last get-together was under a circus tent. I guess we COULD have rented some elephants or something.

For my faithful readers that are aware that I’m finally working on “The Dead Armadillo” story, like say, a Producer, or a Director, or a Screenwriter or someone or a company that desires to option my novel, you can contact me at any time, night or day. If you are a one of those faithful readers that wish to read and follow my progress as I work on this novel, I will be posting updates as a PDF file on every new post on this website/blog. Here’s the latest of my book, RAMBLINGS OF AN OLD FART (The Dead Armadillo Story).

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Dr. T. C. Saxe, DD, RSISHE

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Some immediate needs. On a volunteer basis for now, we need a WEBMASTER who can work on the ITAD-NAO website, we need a person skilled in “Crowd-Funding” and “Director of Charitable Giving”, we need an attorney to help in the legal matters for ITAD_NAO, including setting us up as a tax-exempt “Church”, we need a Certified CPA to insure the financial integrity of the ITAD-NAO organization, we need a “Chief of Security”, we need a film-maker, first for YouTube, eventually for larger platforms, plus a few other positions. We believe that somewhere down the road, a Billionaire will step up to the plate and write a check for $50 Million or so, which will turn those volunteer positions into paid positions.

 

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